Man! This past weekend was something else!
First up: A little retail therapy...
I promise, I needed both of these. (For real, no lie. Mah otha ones is UGLY and OLD.) Plus I got them at discount!
Next up: The question we've all been waiting wildly for:
Boy or Girl????
Yes sirree - I'm going to have a nephew! He's beautiful! You can already tell by the ultrasound pictures. I love little boys! They are so sweet and funny! They have the cutest little clothes... And they love to cuddle!
Plus, the smell SO GOOD.
Cannot wait for the baby smell.
Had a talk with the little man while I was hanging out with his Mom... I told him he really needed to hang in there until the whole 40 week mark - but he needed to pop out a day early and be born on my birthday. I think he heard me.
I forgot to tell him to aim for 4:13 ... that way we can be exactly 25 years apart.
After all of that excitement, Ben's best friend got married.
My husband was the best man.
My husband balled his clothes up in a plastic bag.
Wanna see a nightmare?
Married men should never, ever, EVER look like a frumpy, wrinkly, rag-a-muffin' mess. Married men and little boys should ALWAYS look sharp. It's kind of how a woman marks her territory. It shows that she is a capable, loving wife and mother when the men in her life are dressed nicely. (Or at least that's what we all want the rest of the world to think. No one actually needs to know about all of the teeth gritting, hair-pulling, and arm-twisting that it took to get them there...)
Besides, nothing says "Help, marry me and save me from being a lost, lonely, confused, single man." like wrinkled clothing.
Something that I have no talent at: Ironing.
I certainly do not want any woman eyeing my man - thus, I attacked his clothes with the iron on Saturday morning. I ironed for 45 minutes. I even ironed his undershirt.
Yes.
I did that.
(Mother, I am so, so, so incredibly sorry that I never paid attention when you tried to teach me how to iron clothes. I regret that decision any time I pick up and iron. (Well, 98% of the time I am only touching my iron to move it out of my way... but that other 2%... I REALLY REGRET NOT PAYING ATTENTION.)
It all worked out okay though!
The wedding was beautiful!
I know because I wasn't obsessing over his wrinkly clothes.
Because he didn't have any.
Boo-yah.
(well, they look wrinkly-ish in this picture... but this was after it was all said and done. Who cares after it's all over, anyway?)